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March 2005 Diary Post - Redux

Sunday March 15th 2005


(2017 name redacted) and I went to McDonalds yesterday for lunch, it was quite an experience. First of all, you have to understand that I don't think either of us actually wanted to eat there.  We were both just really fucking hungry.  And after all, the sign in the food court said that we would be "loving it".

2017 Update - I am always hungry.  I will always eat at fast food when given the opportunity.  I always want to eat there. 

Who am I to argue with such a clever marketing campaign like that?

So I walk up to the counter after a long period of deliberation ready to place my order. A Philippino girl (whom I later learned from the receipt went by the name of Narita,)asks me what I would like, so I ordered 2 of the big -extra value meals. When she asked me what I would like to drink, her accent was so strong that i could have sworn that she asked if would like cock. I immediately said yes and was quite disappointed when she returned with a watered down fountain drink.

2017 Update - My disappointment would have been far greater had i missed out on my giant drink.

To make a long story even longer, when we finally located a table we shocked to learn that we were given the wrong order.   

After arguing about who would be the one to cause a scene, I waived my hand and dispatched (2017 name redacted) to inquire with her about the order.  He was given another order which of course was still incorrect...  It was at this time that i started to think that  she was fucking with us, I was sure. 

We tried to eat the feast that this filthy succubus had given us but instead after a couple bites we dropped it in the garbage and left.  

2017 Update - I didn't throw it out.   I ate both of our orders in a shameful food court display.



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